The Mother Fucking Greatest

Savannah | 19 | Dro Blunts & Shots |

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

(via notenuf)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: eyebroe, via crunchier)

bigeisamazing:

bigeisamazing:

ST Louis Swat team was about to shoot a mannequin

image

"she’s resisting arrest"

(via last-placer)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

(via last-placer)

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via vanillanc)

jailor:

now she want a photo

u already know tho

u only live once thats the motto badword yolo

(via last-placer)

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

(via theselieswecometotrust)

lipstickstainedlove:

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

a truer text post there has never been

(via liaby)

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